Safjigvag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful mink.

Safjigvag created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safjigvag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safjigvag, it will turn you into a rat.

Safjigvag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Safjigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed gooseberries to seals while wearing kilts.