Bugladwig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous chinchilla.

Bugladwig created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugladwig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bugladwig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bugladwig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bugladwig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bugladwig on top of all buildings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not take Bugladwig's name in vain.