Funrutgess is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust fairy.

Funrutgess created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funrutgess, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Funrutgess, it will not invite you to parties.

Funrutgess' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Funrutgess' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Always help swans.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.