Flyortlarpominhen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous dragon.

Flyortlarpominhen created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyortlarpominhen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flyortlarpominhen, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flyortlarpominhen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Flyortlarpominhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Run away if nine doves approach from the east.

3. You must love Flyortlarpominhen.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Flyortlarpominhen loves mice, so they must be honoured.