Bisscumren is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless bee.

Bisscumren created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscumren, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bisscumren, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bisscumren's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bisscumren's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Always take life seriously.