Flagxenabnar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful yak.

Flagxenabnar created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagxenabnar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flagxenabnar, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flagxenabnar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flagxenabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Always look after injured voles.