Lunbitpit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, deceitful wyvern.

Lunbitpit created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Lunbitpit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunbitpit, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lunbitpit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lunbitpit's Holy Commandments

1. Lunbitpit loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Feed all hungry whales.