Pidrutsat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless dog.

Pidrutsat created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pidrutsat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidrutsat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pidrutsat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pidrutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing purple corsets and balancing eight silver spheres on your chest.

3. Never feed oranges to turtles while wearing boots.

4. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing yellow scarves and balancing seven carbon spheres on your face.

5. Do not wear white clothing.