Zodlikhub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful capybara.

Zodlikhub created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlikhub, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodlikhub, she will turn you into a goat.

Zodlikhub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zodlikhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always wear cyan.