Xuckgetjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest fly.

Xuckgetjad created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgetjad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xuckgetjad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Xuckgetjad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Xuckgetjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near geese while wearing pink jumpers.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.