Yarmiplab Kembamsak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong rhinoceros.

Yarmiplab Kembamsak created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarmiplab Kembamsak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarmiplab Kembamsak, it will turn you into a frog.

Yarmiplab Kembamsak's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yarmiplab Kembamsak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the south.