Camkanfom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust parrot.

Camkanfom created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Camkanfom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Camkanfom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Camkanfom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Camkanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never mention snakes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the north.