Laknuttnat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental hydra.

Laknuttnat created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laknuttnat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Laknuttnat, it will ignore you.

Laknuttnat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Laknuttnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Always obey Laknuttnat's priests.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must love Laknuttnat.

5. Never eat rice.