Wodparkhudnatquaflegkopbess is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing guinea pig.

Wodparkhudnatquaflegkopbess created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wodparkhudnatquaflegkopbess, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wodparkhudnatquaflegkopbess, she will not care at all.

Wodparkhudnatquaflegkopbess' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wodparkhudnatquaflegkopbess' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Wodparkhudnatquaflegkopbess must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.