Gupxinhub Kensawtar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate pig.

Gupxinhub Kensawtar created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Gupxinhub Kensawtar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gupxinhub Kensawtar, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gupxinhub Kensawtar's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gupxinhub Kensawtar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never skip near horses.