Febgessbud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic crow.

Febgessbud created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febgessbud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febgessbud, he will not invite you to parties.

Febgessbud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Febgessbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Febgessbud.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.