Kikingwot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful lion.

Kikingwot created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikingwot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kikingwot, she will turn you into a goat.

Kikingwot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Kikingwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kikingwot.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never leap in holy places.