Tanfodrut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy mink.

Tanfodrut created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tanfodrut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tanfodrut, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tanfodrut's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tanfodrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Run away from gray goats, for they are unholy.