Tarpfitkap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair shrew.

Tarpfitkap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpfitkap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tarpfitkap, it will turn you into a tree.

Tarpfitkap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tarpfitkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Tarpfitkap first in all things.

5. Always obey Tarpfitkap's priests.