Hancussbif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful troll.

Hancussbif created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hancussbif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hancussbif, it will be very unhappy.

Hancussbif's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hancussbif's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing blue scarves and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

5. Do not covet oxen.