Pidfliscum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak fox.

Pidfliscum created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidfliscum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pidfliscum, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pidfliscum's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pidfliscum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the west.

5. Never talk about eagles.