Tanligzim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing porpoise.

Tanligzim created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanligzim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tanligzim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tanligzim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tanligzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.