Vegbimrig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful toad.

Vegbimrig created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegbimrig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vegbimrig, she will ignore you.

Vegbimrig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vegbimrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help mites.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.