Bellkipbog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unselfish giraffe.

Bellkipbog created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellkipbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bellkipbog, it will turn you into a rat.

Bellkipbog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bellkipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Bellkipbog on top of important buildings.