Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying alligator.

Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Yogfobsomgarbataf Dotmisyatthonwablargkin Vinbutjig loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never hurt cats.