Higbegsogwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic grasshopper.

Higbegsogwip created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbegsogwip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Higbegsogwip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Higbegsogwip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Higbegsogwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higbegsogwip.