Satciblip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong mongoose.

Satciblip created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satciblip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Satciblip, she will be very sad.

Satciblip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Satciblip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the west.