Pigloopstan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast crane.

Pigloopstan created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pigloopstan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pigloopstan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pigloopstan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pigloopstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

3. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.