Sinyarthonyarpteenratshavdob is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, passionate crab.

Sinyarthonyarpteenratshavdob created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinyarthonyarpteenratshavdob, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinyarthonyarpteenratshavdob, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sinyarthonyarpteenratshavdob's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sinyarthonyarpteenratshavdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Sinyarthonyarpteenratshavdob in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Never talk about dolphins.