Cityakdap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid bat.

Cityakdap created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Cityakdap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cityakdap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cityakdap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cityakdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown trousers.

2. Cityakdap loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.