Tigloop is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient badger.

Tigloop created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigloop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tigloop, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tigloop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tigloop.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.