Cattombug Paslarpdut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witless hippopotamus.

Cattombug Paslarpdut created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattombug Paslarpdut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cattombug Paslarpdut, it will turn you into a rat.

Cattombug Paslarpdut's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cattombug Paslarpdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Cattombug Paslarpdut loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear black jumpers.