Stikarnpog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful bat.

Stikarnpog created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Stikarnpog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikarnpog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Stikarnpog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Stikarnpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.