Nakjatsog Bothaszen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying cobra.

Nakjatsog Bothaszen created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakjatsog Bothaszen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nakjatsog Bothaszen, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nakjatsog Bothaszen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nakjatsog Bothaszen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing scarves.

3. You must love Nakjatsog Bothaszen.

4. Do not take Nakjatsog Bothaszen's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.