Sisfarnnat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm owl.

Sisfarnnat created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisfarnnat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sisfarnnat, she will turn you into a duck.

Sisfarnnat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sisfarnnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never leap near horses.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Do not commit murder.