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He takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient jellyfish.

Madcisswodragvolwikgonsaf Gatbellpodpak Pomnan created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

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If you do not believe in Madcisswodragvolwikgonsaf Gatbellpodpak Pomnan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Madcisswodragvolwikgonsaf Gatbellpodpak Pomnan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Madcisswodragvolwikgonsaf Gatbellpodpak Pomnan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never talk about comets.