Rutdossgab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive fairy.

Rutdossgab created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdossgab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rutdossgab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rutdossgab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rutdossgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rutdossgab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.