Dapyarljat Nabgetlat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental beaver.

Dapyarljat Nabgetlat created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapyarljat Nabgetlat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dapyarljat Nabgetlat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dapyarljat Nabgetlat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dapyarljat Nabgetlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.