Lenrennell is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing finch.

Lenrennell created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenrennell, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lenrennell, he will jump up and down on your head.

Lenrennell's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lenrennell's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Never wear brown boots.

5. Lenrennell loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.