Zigsabfub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring wren.

Zigsabfub created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigsabfub, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zigsabfub, he will not invite you to parties.

Zigsabfub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zigsabfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing purple shorts.

2. Never leap in the presence of horses.

3. Run away if four pigs approach from the south.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.