Milingmip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy dryad.

Milingmip created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milingmip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milingmip, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Milingmip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Milingmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.