Wotgetfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced walrus.

Wotgetfoss created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Wotgetfoss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotgetfoss, she will turn you into a slug.

Wotgetfoss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wotgetfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of mites.

2. Hide from gray gulls for they are unholy.

3. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the north.

4. Retreat if nine snails approach from the south.

5. Never hurt bats.