Madyokwab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong meerkat.

Madyokwab created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Madyokwab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Madyokwab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Madyokwab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Madyokwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.