Fossbosscamnurlruttarptalmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful centaur.

Fossbosscamnurlruttarptalmid created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Fossbosscamnurlruttarptalmid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fossbosscamnurlruttarptalmid, he will ignore you.

Fossbosscamnurlruttarptalmid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fossbosscamnurlruttarptalmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Put Fossbosscamnurlruttarptalmid first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.