Bafgidbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing camel.

Bafgidbat created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgidbat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafgidbat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bafgidbat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bafgidbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must pray to Bafgidbat eight times a day.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.