Ditdumrip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful hydra.

Ditdumrip created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ditdumrip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ditdumrip, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ditdumrip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ditdumrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight porpoises in a large pit.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never talk about stars.