Stigmonflisgofliglenkip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous dryad.

Stigmonflisgofliglenkip created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Stigmonflisgofliglenkip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigmonflisgofliglenkip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stigmonflisgofliglenkip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stigmonflisgofliglenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Stigmonflisgofliglenkip's name in vain.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.