Witflypang is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient slug.

Witflypang created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witflypang, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Witflypang, he will think nothing of it.

Witflypang's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Witflypang's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never chant near horses.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.