Tettilinfem is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective dog.

Tettilinfem created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Tettilinfem, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettilinfem, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tettilinfem's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tettilinfem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tettilinfem three times a day.

2. Do not take Tettilinfem's name in vain.

3. Hide if nine turtles approach from the north.

4. Never feed limes to horses while wearing ear rings.

5. Do not commit murder.