Pidgarcar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent frog.

Pidgarcar created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgarcar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidgarcar, she will turn you into a rat.

Pidgarcar's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pidgarcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not take Pidgarcar's name in vain.

5. Never chant in holy places.